Amy Belasen & Jacob Osborn
$8.99, Paperback
Simon Pulse, 2008
978-141696792
January 18th, 2012
Genre:
School Story, Horror, Crime
Age: 14+
Description:
Jenny Green, a self-proclaimed JAP-Jewish American Princess (aka rich and
spoiled), just finished a horrific sophomore year. A hot senior was ready to
ask her to prom when her best friend swooped in and got him to ask her instead.
Dissatisfied, she convinces her parents to send her to a boarding school in Montreal, Canada,
for a fresh start. She has no trouble getting guys interested in her but when
she realizes all boys—no matter who they like—are despicable, lying bastards
she decides to make them pay . . . with their lives.
Opinion: I
really, really had high hopes for this book. The cover features a school girl
clad girl with a large butcher knife and the book was marketed as a female teen
Dexter. However, it fell flat in numerous ways. Jenny is a character I felt no
sympathy for at all. She is rich, spoiled, and a liar like the boys she hates
in the first place (which does beg to question whether the senior who was going
to ask her to prom ever really way or if it was all in her conceited little head).
She convinces her parents to send her to the boarding school that an old crush
she hasn’t seen in years is attending (can we say Felicity syndrome here?). She cheats on her entrance exam to get
accepted and then moves into a dorm house with the “hippies and weirdos”. Her
(only) friend, Chloe, is the most sympathetic character—a girl just realizing
that she might be a lesbian who actually likes Jenny until she begins to see a
serial killer in her roommate. Basically the plot starts going when Jenny runs
into Jeremy (the old crush) on the street and he totally recognizes her
(really—they haven’t seen each other since junior high?). They start dating and
Jenny sleeps with him, loosing her virginity. He then begins acting like a
total jerk and tries to rape her at one point in which she accidentally kills
him in self-defense with her other roommate’s glass bong. Instead of reporting
it, she hides the evidence and stages a suicide by pushing his body out of an
old clock tower on campus. After that the killing becomes easier and easier for
her—a drug dealer who humiliates her is next followed by a boy who gives her
ex-best friend (who is visiting with other classmates) attention, followed by a
troubled student who wants to shoot people (but hey, she’s actually saving
lives here by killing him!), and when the jig is almost up she actually kills
her literature professor who makes the moves on her. Jenny is a despicable
character. One minute she’s moralizing about how she’s saving other girls from
bad guys and the next she’s worried about her designer clothes. The novel also
tries to incorporate too many “problem” novel elements and then leaves half of
them unexplored—most of which are given jokey treatment even though they are
serious issues, such as sex, rape, lesbianism, and cutting (which Jenny does
all of a sudden now that she is a murderer). She isn’t moral at all—when her ex
best friend visits and gets the attention from Bobby she sees him slip roofies
into her friend’s drink and decides that’s what she deserves for stealing my
prom date from me! When she finally seems to have found love it turns out the
boy was just using her until his old girlfriend took him back and in a jealous
rage she tries to frame the murder of the depressed student on his old girlfriend
(which proves to be her downfall). In the end, the police seem to be on her
trail but she still escapes and heads back to America. Here is a selfish girl who
committed five murders and she gets away with it without any consequences
(except maybe some of those designer clothes getting all bloody). This book is
also for older readers as there are many instances of sex—most of it
unprotected, drinking, lots of drug use (the hippies), and very vivid (they
made me uncomfortable) descriptions of various sex acts, including losing her
virginity, having an orgasm, and going down on a guy while doing something so
disgusting with the fingers of her other hand that she ends up losing a ring in
the process (use your imagination—or rather don’t because it’s disgusting!).
There is also a major language issue and just a horrible main character in
general. The story had the potential to be an awesome teen spin on Dexter but
with a vapid, selfish, unmoral main character it turned out to be utter trash I
don’t even understand how it ever got published in the first place.
I'm sorry but the review on this made me do a spit take. The I laughed.
ReplyDelete